Animal Tested


Author
Leonid Bershidsky

Format
Novel, 2024
172 pp

Genre
Sci-fi, dystopia, satire
Title
Animal Tested

Aesthetics
Dystopian realism, urban, high-tech, subversive, arresting

References
Triangle of Sadness, Ruben Östlund, 2022
Don’t Look Up, Adam McKay, 2021
Sound of Noise, Ola Simonsson and Johannes Stjärne Nilsson, 2010
The Edukators, Hans Weingartner, 2004
The Birds, Alfred Hitchcock, 1963

Sales points
Originally written in English
Addresses urgent social issues
Pitch
Animal Tested is a dystopian satire set in a near-future where three storylines intersect. In Moscow, a strongman ruler known as “Coach” becomes increasingly unstable as intelligent crows target him and his regime. In Atlanta, Lex, a biochemist, discovers lab rats exhibiting human-like intelligence and, despite resistance, attempts to communicate with them using brain-computer interfaces. In Berlin, Rainer, a data analyst, secretly rebels against a technocratic regime by breeding outlawed chihuahuas and manipulating public happiness metrics. As these plots converge through high-stakes virtual meetings between Moscow, Berlin, and D.C., the stability of global power hangs by a thread, exposing the human limits of control.

Synopsis
In the novel’s alternative near future three seemingly unrelated plotlines intertwine into a tight knot.
In Moscow, a strongman ruler – whom his intimates call Coach and others are instructed not to address directly – faces a growing problem with crows. The priests are the first to be attacked by the aggressive and unusually intelligent birds, but Coach himself appears to be their ultimate target. The ruler’s entourage reads his erratic and violent response towards birds as a sign of declining mental health and, more importantly, of weakness. An attempted coup d’etat finds Coach sequestered in his fortress residence with his disenchanted mistress and their child. They, too, have been forced to hide indoors from aggressive crows.
The Coach and his family are placed under home arrest, while the guards undermine his authority by continuously provoking both him and his family, trying to make him snap. But to Coach himself, the only way to escape the nightmare is to join and head up the mystical forces aligned against him, to fly with the crows – and to get a message to a loyal general. By the time the coup is defeated, Coach perceives himself simultaneously as man and crow, ready to wage his wars in ways no ordinary man could ever imagine.
In Atlanta, Lex, a young biochemist at a medium-sized pharma company, leads a small team conducting obesity pill research. Lex’ unusual emotional intelligence and gentle hands make her the favorite of the lab rats used in the experiments. Eager to make contact with Lex – and no one else – the rats display various near-human behaviors. When the researcher shares her experience with colleagues and her superior, Cheol, she is immediately suspected of burnout and drug use. Not to be deterred by the institutional resistance and the unfamiliar scientific terrain, Lex smuggles in forbidden equipment and embarks on a series of experiments with a brain-computer interface to decipher the message the rats want to communicate. When she finally succeeds, the message is one of unspeakable suffering. Fired from the firm when Cheol covets her findings, Lex takes her program to academia and her results to the public, finding herself at the head of a powerful movement driven by compassion not only for animals but for victims of all forms of oppression.
In Berlin, Rainer Radtke runs one of several happiness models for EGAL, a think-tank-like organization that has been running Germany since, in the middle of a pandemic, the political establishment peacefully handed over power to the experts. Rainer’s job is to track hundreds of real-time data feeds and suggest policy measures to make sure the population’s happiness level doesn’t drop below 70%. Rainer himself, however, no longer believes in scientific governance since a city planning decision resulted in the demolition of his childhood home and the death of his father.
He rebels by running an underground pub in a gloomy village an hour’s drive from Berlin and by breeding chihuahuas in defiance of a nationwide dog ban. The chihuahua business unexpectedly brings him into contact with a loose grouping of anti-expert dissidents and retired politicians bent on returning to power – and badly in need of canine companionship. Rainer helps his new friends wreck the models to escalate public discontent.
When the three plotlines finally intersect during a series of surreal conference calls between government buildings in Moscow, D.C. and Berlin, it’s clear that the state of the world is precarious as rarely before – and that the story doesn’t end here.
At once a brisk social commentary and a thrilling roller-coaster dystopia, Animal Tested showcases a colorful array of vivid characters, surprising the readers at every page turn with smartly concocted plot twists as well as dramatic psychological transformations. Bershidsky elegantly leads the readers as we probe the notions of power, control, intelligence, empathy
– and freedom.
About the author
Leonid Bershidsky is a Berlin-based journalist and writer. A staff columnist for Bloomberg Opinion since 2014, when he left Russia in protest of the annexation of Crimea, Leonid also has several literary translations to his name, including 1984 by George Orwell and The Trial by Franz Kafka.